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うみひこさんはあんましお気に入りの写真ではないらしいですが
私は情緒があっていい作品だと思います。
映画の眉山の最初のちょうちんがゆらゆら人がはっきり映らない感じでほら鳴り物が聞こえてきそうな気がしませんか?(^^♪
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